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May, 2012

  1. Things I didn’t buy (and things I did)

    May 25, 2012 by Hobbylobbyist

    Between co-hosting a baby shower, attending a friend’s graduation, decorating our new house, and eating an entire container of peanut butter by myself, I haven’t been to Hobby Lobby in a while. Luckily, there are lots of other retailers that sell weird crap.

    Ladies and gentlemen, let me present to you:

    The Do-Me Turtle.

    I was torn about sharing this find with you.  That’s not true, I couldn’t wait to share it with you, I just wasn’t sure what to call it. The Do-Me Turtle? Come Hither Turtle? Horny Turtle? In the end I decided to keep it classy. Because I am nothing if not classy.

    Remember that scene in Titanic where Leonardo DiCaprio does a sketch of a naked Kate Winslet?

    You’re welcome.

    I did purchase something today that I have never purchased before. I bought shoes where the primary purpose is comfort. Don’t get me wrong, I still think they are cute. But I bought them because they feel so nice on. Does this mean I’ll be buying Mom jeans and Birkenstocks next?